“The only thing worse than not being able to hold the man you love in your arms is not being able to hold his boner in your vagina.” —Jezebel
- me: at least i have the internet
- us government: lol
Restless Leg Syndrome
Today’s post is an exploration of the classic literary conflict “Man vs. Himself”. Sassy is clearly at war with himself.
- adults: you need to grow up and stop with the video games and anime
- me: i challenge you to a duel